Single woman, 26, seeks a professional, attractive soccer (football) player.

Me: Lives in New York City. Fun. Rock and Roll singer/songwriter/actress living the starving artist lifestyle. Likes whiskey, craft beer, and live music.

You: A professional soccer player. Speaking English is NOT a requirement (accents encouraged). Likes to drink, have fun and go on adventures. Must love curves.

Not required, but STRONGLY suggested that you look like this:

(Miguel Veloso – Portugal)

Or this:

(Geoff Cameron – USA)

Or this:

 

(Gabriel Achilier – Ecuador)

Or this:

(Roman Burki – Switzerland)

Or this:

(Sergio Ramos – Spain)

Or this:

 

(Ciro Immobile – Italy)

OR THISSSSSSSSS

(Gerard Pique – Spain)

Thank you for your consideration.

Serious inquiries only.

Signed,

Single, Broke and Looking For Love (or a fun night with a soccer player)