Single woman, 26, seeks a professional, attractive soccer (football) player.
Me: Lives in New York City. Fun. Rock and Roll singer/songwriter/actress living the starving artist lifestyle. Likes whiskey, craft beer, and live music.
You: A professional soccer player. Speaking English is NOT a requirement (accents encouraged). Likes to drink, have fun and go on adventures. Must love curves.
Not required, but STRONGLY suggested that you look like this:
(Miguel Veloso – Portugal)
(Geoff Cameron – USA)
(Gabriel Achilier – Ecuador)
(Roman Burki – Switzerland)
(Sergio Ramos – Spain)
(Ciro Immobile – Italy)
(Gerard Pique – Spain)
Thank you for your consideration.
Serious inquiries only.
Single, Broke and Looking For Love (or a fun night with a soccer player)