I’m going to try to do an edition of “Shit my Friends Say” on a weekly basis.
Here you go.
“Don’t run over a homo! That’s a hate crime!”
“Everyone has a shit story…”
“We are NOT watching anymore reality TV tonight… I need to regain my manhood…”
“I shit behind the Rocky statue. There was a couple getting engaged… and I’m shitting on a statue…”
Quoting Stefon: “New York’s hottest night club is bbbbbbbbbbbbbRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbb”
Me: “Why are these people crying??? It’s so dumb.” Roommate: “BECAUSE THEY ARE THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH. THERY ARE THE REASON EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HATES US.” Me: Okay… I’m still watching it anyway”
Me: (show my roommate a shirt with a rock and a star on it that says “Rock Star”) “I think this is SO funny! I bought it for like four dollars at H&M because it’s so cute and funny.” Roommate: “You think that’s funny, but not Two and a Half Men?!?! Me: yes.
Quoting the viral YouTube video: “I love cats. I love every kind of cat. I want to hug them all, but I can’t. Can’t hug every cat. Can’t hug every cat.”
“The night is young, Shan… the night is young…”
“Should we split a bottle of wine. (Pause) YES!”
“Fairytail?? That has to be the gayest sounding gay bar ever. Let’s go!” -one of my gay friends 🙂 (and yes… that’s how it’s spelled)
My friends are gems 🙂